Wake Up Call...or puke

BEEF BONES! The culprit to today's wake up puke; courtesy of Miss Leeloo. Beef bones have been the select chew toy of our family, since they are stuffable, natural, and LAST FOREVER. We have two power chewers so anything of less substance would last ehhhhh 5 minutes give or take. Yesterday evening, LL managed to gnaw one in half (plus a few smaller chunks and bits). This is the first time that's ever happened, and honestly, neither I nor Iron Tyler thought much of it. She's eaten bigger things IG: bit of plastic, cloth, etc etc before and just passed it. WRONG! Apparently, she had eaten SO MUCH of it before we took it away, that it overloaded her system. So, when it wouldn't go through the right way...it just went backward. 6am *puke* 7:30am *puke* 8:15 *puke* 8:55 *bile puke* Oi...what a morning

So, my conclusion, is that dogs are FAR WORSE than human children. At least a human child would have the smarts to vomit in a toilet. We took Leeloo on a walk to let her yak to her little hearts/stomach's content OUTSIDE. When 30 minutes elapsed she just peed and wagged her tail with that "it's cold outside I want back in" look, we took her back in. What does she do the second we closed the door inside? You guessed it!! *puke* And why do dogs always puke on the carpet? ALWAYS?! Even though 80% of your house is laminate, hardwood, or tile they always always always find that one little tiny section of carpet that's 1000x harder to clean. *rabble rabble rabble rabble*

Lesson of the day, they tell you to supervise your dogs when chewing on toys not because your dog's an idiot and will try to swallow the whole thing, choke, and die (well maybe) but because they'll get enough of bits in their stomach and hurl their guts out in a few hours. And no one wants that to happen to ANYONE. So take note. ALL OF YOU! Unless you want to be woken up by foul vomit stench ON YOUR CARPET. Oh, AND she managed to puke all over herself somehow, so not only did I have to clean up the house before work, I had to give that little girl a shower too. She's been quarantined in the kitchen while we're both at our respective jobs, but I guarantee she'll have another puke pile for me to clean up by the time I get home. GUARANTEE!